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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

 

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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

 

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

 

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

 

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

 

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First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

 

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

 

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

 

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat...

 

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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."