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Bus jokes

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!'...

 

Bus jokes

Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

 

Bus jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

 

Bus jokes

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked...

 

Bus jokes

Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.

 

Bus jokes

Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

 

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Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

 

Bus jokes

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.

 

Bus jokes

What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!

 

Bus jokes

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.