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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!'...
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Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked...
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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.
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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
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Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
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Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.
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Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
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