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Bus jokes

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

 

Bus jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.

 

Bus jokes

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit...

 

Bus jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

 

Bus jokes

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the...

 

Bus jokes

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow,...

 

Bus jokes

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.

 

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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

 

Bus jokes

As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An...

 

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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.