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Burger jokes

Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!