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What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!