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Burger jokes

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!