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Brother and sister jokes

Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she...

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a...

Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in...