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Book title jokes

Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett

 

Brother and sister jokes

My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

 

Brother and sister jokes

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

 

Brother and sister jokes

My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

 

Brother and sister jokes

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

 

Brother and sister jokes

Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

 

Brother and sister jokes

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

 

Brother and sister jokes

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!

 

Brother and sister jokes

Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

 

Brother and sister jokes

'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy....