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Brother and sister jokes

Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !

How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!