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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!