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Burger jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!

Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!

Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!