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Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!
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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
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Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
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Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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