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Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!

What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!

What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!

What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!