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Cow jokes

What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!

What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!