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Dentist jokes

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill." "Good heavens, man!"...

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you...

Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."

"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist,...

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer