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Dinosaur jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !

What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!