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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

 

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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

 

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.

 

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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.

 

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.

 

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What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."

 

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Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

 

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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

 

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What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

 

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Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and...