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How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

 

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Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work.

 

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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

 

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.

 

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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

 

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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a...

 

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One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that...

 

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A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated,...

 

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A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting...

 

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A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself...