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A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar," the clerk replied. "You've...

 

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Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. - Give me some roll, Winnie! - It's not a roll, it's a bun. - Give me some bun, Winnie! - It's not...

 

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Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh...

 

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An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish...

 

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A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up...

 

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my...

 

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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for...

 

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The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted,...

 

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A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me,...

 

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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex...