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Dirty jokes

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.