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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!

Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.

Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.

Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.