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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

 

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Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

 

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Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

 

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Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

 

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Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

 

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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

 

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What do hookers do on their night off: type?

 

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A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay...

 

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Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk

 

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Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a...