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Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.

 

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Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

 

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Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

 

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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let...

 

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A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use Vaseline?" asked the researcher....

 

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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road....

 

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A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on...

 

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Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his...

 

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Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip.

 

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Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge