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Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar

 

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Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after...

 

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Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.

 

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Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed

 

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This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts...

 

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Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?

 

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A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any...

 

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Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

 

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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

 

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Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.