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Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."

Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!

Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a...

Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'