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Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.