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Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

 

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Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough.

 

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Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

 

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Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.

 

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Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.

 

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Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

 

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Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

 

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What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

 

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Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

 

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Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.