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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

 

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Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.

 

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Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.

 

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Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

 

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Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.

 

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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

 

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There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered...

 

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...

 

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This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his...

 

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One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his...