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Divorce jokes

Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.

 

Divorce jokes

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.

 

Divorce jokes

Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he'd stepped out "for a beer"...

 

Divorce jokes

A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" Next...

 

Divorce jokes

Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.

 

Divorce jokes

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!