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Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!