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Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...