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Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!

Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!

Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!

Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!