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Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!

The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. " "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley,...