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Doctor and nurse jokes
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can...
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
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A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it?...
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I...
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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.
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A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor...
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A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets...
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