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Doctor and nurse jokes

Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it?...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets...