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Doctor and nurse jokes

Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.

Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What...

Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!

A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the...

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr....

1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.

How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth