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Doctor and nurse jokes
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for...
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Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!
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How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.
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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that...
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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The...
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Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
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