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Doctor and nurse jokes

The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.