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Doctor and nurse jokes

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

"Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor....

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!