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Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After...