More Jokes
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A
Bloodhound.
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
paper? - A:
RUFF!
Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
barking in a
mirror.
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The
Outside.
Q:
Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one
else will do it for them
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
boat and one says to
the other, "I hear
that the occupants of
this country actually eat dogs."...
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
his legs
are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch
the
floor.
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
bark-lays
bank !
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
haired terriers !!
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly
collie !