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Dog jokes

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !

Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !