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Dog jokes

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !

When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !