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Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !

When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !