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Dog jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !"

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !