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Dog jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !

What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !