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Dog jokes

What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.