More Jokes
What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
About
seven miles an hour.
What would you call a nine day old dog in
Russia?
A puppy.
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a
dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
When is a dog most impolite?
When he points.
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what
should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
Where do you usually find dogs?
It all depends
on where you lose them.
Which dog can tell time?
A watchdog.
Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep
their tails on when eating.
Which dog is always without
a tail?
A hot
dog.
Which dog looks like a cat?
A police dog in
disguise.