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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores...

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went...

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!

Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !

What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!