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Dog jokes

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!