More Jokes
What dog is always tired in London?
An English
sleep dog.
What kind of dog is the most colorful?
A paint
Bernard!
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no
hair?
A bald beagle!
What kind of dog always needs a shave?
A
bearded collie!
What kind of dog can tell time?
A
clockshund!
What dog wears a white coat and does science
experiments?
Labs!
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an
elephant?
A tusky!
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop
barking, it
never does!
What does it do?
It just stands on its
back two legs and quotes Shakespeare!...
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?
A faint Bernard!
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
a
busy intersection?
A pointer!