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Dog jokes

What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.

Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!

Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!

Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!